Leadership Jokes III

by Martyna Bizdra

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Have some fun and enjoy your day

Joke number 1

” When Harry was a young boy in Louisiana, he was always getting into trouble. One morning while waiting for the school bus, he pushed the outhouse into the bayou and went off for school as if nothing had happened. When he returned, his father was waiting for him. He said, “Son, did you push the outhouse into the bayou?” “Yes, father,” said Harry, “like George Washington, I cannot tell a lie.” Harry’s father took off his belt and said, “All right, son, bend over. I’m going to have to whip you.” Harry tried to explain that Mr. Washington didn’t spank George when he admitted chopping down the cherry tree. “Yes, son,” said Harry’s father, “but George’s father wasn’t in the tree.”

Joke number 2

“While delivering a campaign speech one day Theodore Roosevelt was interrupted by a heckler: “I’m a Democrat!” the man shouted.
” May I ask the gentleman,” Roosevelt replied, quieting the crowd, “why he is a Democrat?”
” My grandfather was a Democrat, my father was a Democrat and I am a Democrat.”
” My friend,” Roosevelt interjected, moving in for the kill, “suppose your grandfather had been a jackass and your father was a jackass. What would you then be?”
Alas, Roosevelt was thwarted by the quick-witted heckler, who promptly replied: “A Republican!”

Joke number 3

“President Theodore Roosevelt’s enthusiasm for exercise posed a continual challenge to Washington’s diplomatic corps. On one White House visit, Jusserand was invited – after two sets of tennis – to go jogging. A workout with the medicine ball followed. Then, his guest’s enthusiasm apparently flagging, Roosevelt asked, “What would you like to do now?”
” If it’s all the same to you,” the exhausted Frenchman sighed, “lie down and die”

To find more jokes, click here:

Leadership Jokes

To listen to a few of Ronald Reagan’s ( the American President) funniest jokes, click here : Leadership Jokes

the jokes come from  http://www.legacee.com/Info/Leadership/Leader_Jokes.html

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Keith Davis@Pubic Speaking and Presentation Skills April 25, 2011 at 11:16 am

Hi Martyna
Easter jokes – great idea.

Ronald Reagan was a master of telling funny stories during his speeches.
Guess he didn’t have to write his own material.

Happy Easter
Keith

2 Martyna Bizdra April 25, 2011 at 12:43 pm

You too have a great day

Happy Holidays Keith

3 Mariana April 25, 2011 at 8:22 pm

Wow!! Jajajajajajaj!!! I loved these jokes!

4 Karen April 30, 2011 at 11:57 pm

LOL!!! All 3 were good but the 2nd was the best imo.

5 Jim April 9, 2012 at 2:55 am

These sure are what I needed at the end of my day. It would be great if this were a revolving page so that each day you got an email to come get your comic relief. hint hint (:

thanks again, because of this page my head still has a couple hundred hairs…

6 Martyna Bizdra April 13, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Jim

that is a great idea. you see… the jokes are working!

thank you:)

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